Top 10 Things No One Tells You About Moving to Colorado

Colorado shows up on postcards looking perfect — sunshine, mountains, breweries, and happy people in fleece jackets. And yeah, a lot of that is true. But living here comes with quirks no one mentions until you’re unpacking boxes and wondering why your lips feel like beef jerky.

Here are the things you won’t find in the brochures.

1. Your Skin Will Dry Out Like a Crouton

The air is dry. Chapstick becomes your sidekick. Lotion becomes religion.

2. You Will Own More Water Bottles Than Shoes

Hydration is a survival skill here. Especially at altitude.

3. The Broncos Run This State

Even if you’re not a fan, you’re a fan by proximity. It’s part of citizenship.

4. Snowstorms Can Hit in October

And then be 75 degrees the next day. Colorado loves chaos.

5. Traffic to the Mountains Will Test Your Patience

I-70 on a Saturday morning… good luck. Ski traffic is a unique kind of villain.

6. The Sun Is Stronger Than You Think

You can get sunburned driving. With the windows up. Ask me how I know.

7. Everyone Loves the Outdoors

Even people who said they weren’t outdoor people become hikers, bikers, or at least patio brunch champions.

8. Housing Prices Aren’t Low, But They’re Steady

Colorado is a place people want to live. That keeps demand strong, even when the market shifts.

9. Dogs Live Better Lives Than Most People

Dog parks. Dog-friendly breweries. Dog-friendly patios. Colorado is basically a golden retriever town.

10. You’ll Probably Fall in Love With It

Most people who move here stay. The mountains, the sunshine, the community — it sticks with you.